Jim McDonald* has penned a fable to accompany the fable posted on January 2o (Manners matter).
Great Goanna, when she heard the story of the Bearded Dragon and the Lesser Dragon, was so upset she breathed fire and smoke.
“Look at Great Goanna,” said all the people waving their empty buckets.
“She’s going to set the whole country on fire. Everything will be burnt and nothing will grow.”
Wondering at the commotion, the Greater and Lesser Dragons poked their heads warily out of the Minor Dragon’s hole and were very fearful indeed.
Lesser Dragon said to Bearded Dragon, “This is terrible, what are you going to do?”
Bearded Dragon flapped his fearsomely spiky pouch and said, “Er, I’ll make a speech”.
“What about?” asked the Lesser Dragon.
“What shall I say,” Bearded Dragon asked Skink, who was busily writing in a notebook.
“I would ask myself what is going to happen to mighty Darling and Mighty Murray. Then I would answer my question and say this is the fault of all the other Lesser Dragons, who have greedily used up all the water. Well, the little that is about.”
“That won’t help, will it?” asked Lesser Dragon.
“Of course it will,” said Bearded Dragon puffing his pouch out even further.
“We could achieve a great deal. We have already set up a Committee and a Commission. We could produce A Report.”
“Spot on!” said Skink approvingly.
“Thank you,” said Bearded Dragon. “It was my idea,” he added.”Then we could involve the community in discussions until the next election.”
“What will you do then?” asked Lesser Dragon.
Bearded Dragon thought long and hard. “We will set up A Timetable….”
At this, Great Goanna let out a mighty roar. Lesser Dragon and Bearded Dragon scurried out of sight into the Minor Dragon’s lair. She poked her long snout into the hole as far as she could. Her bellows were so loud the clamouring of the people with empty buckets suddenly stopped.
Lesser Dragon whimpered and Bearded Dragon’s great spiky pouch flopped and looked like a dried up old cactus and his face turned the colour of blue-green algae.
“I’ll tell you what we’ll DO!” thundered Great Goanna. “We’ll let the water flow through the rivers from the great northern rains and wash out all the scummy waterholes. We’ll let the rivers become healthy again. And we’ll stop those people up-river from taking more than their share. That’s what we’ll DO! Then we’ll get rid of those barriers that stop the flow into the ocean so that the fish can live in the lakes once more.
At that, all the people waved their empty buckets and cheered. “Hooray!” they shouted.
“At last we’re getting some action! Someone shouted, “Three cheers, for Great Goanna!” and all the people cheered their lungs out.
Bearded Dragon was taken aback by this turn of events. He watched Great Goanna go running to the North.
“What’s she doing?” he asked no-one in particular. The people with the empty buckets, who looked like they were going to throw them at Bearded Dragon, shouted as one, “She’s going to divert the waters to Menindee.”
“Why would she do that?” asked Bearded Dragon.
“I know,” said Lesser Dragon, who could see the advantages for his kingdom of all this water flowing into the lower reaches of the Mighty Rivers. “To store the water so that it can be used to flush the river….”
“That’s an excellent idea,” said Bearded Dragon. “In fact, it’s so brilliant, I know I must have thought of it.”
When the rivers started flowing properly again, Bearded Dragon was feeling very pleased with himself. “I have done a wonderful job in protecting the National Heritage,” he boasted. “I wonder if there is a Nobel prize for that?”
Great Goanna, who had been busily clearing channels and water holes along the Great Rivers, overheard this, and glared at Bearded Dragon, whose pouch flopped just a little bit. She kept her thoughts to herself. “Just wait until the next Election,” she muttered under her breath. And then she thought of the Mad Monk! “Oh no!” she said out loud. And little puffs of smoke started appearing at her nostrils as she hurried to finish her tasks before all the Lesser Dragons talked Bearded Dragon into trying to please everyone.
* Jim has loved the Murray since he lived at Echuca as a boy in the 1950s, and has mourned it ever since.